you fuckin jew

The line that Eric Cartman from Southpark says to Kyle the jew. It means that Kyle is a jew.

Eric Cartman: "You fuckin jew!"
Kyle: "Shut the fuck up fatass"

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hook-nosed jew

1. A person that displays jewish charachteristics.
2. A person of jewish descent that has a hook nose

Aaron Schrum is a hook-nosed jew.

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left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...

dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!

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Aux jew

Someone who would rather kill themselves than give up the aux cord.

Alright rhys hand over the aux, you're being an aux jew

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Badass Jew

Self-explanatory.

If you still don't get what "Badass Jew" means, though, think about The Bear Jew or real-life badass Jews such as Doctor Ruth (a Holocaust survivor and a Haganah member).

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jew beard

Scruff or a carefully maintained beard on a jewish male between the ages of 17-24. The jewish male with a "jew beard" is typically from Long Island, Westchester, North Jersey, Greenich, or the suburbs outside of Philidelphia. These jew beards are prominent for attracting jewish women and most women in general.

That kid with the scruff has a serious jew beard. Look at all the girls around him.

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marry-jew-wanna

A syndrome wherein a Gentile desires to marry a Jewish person because they believe that Jews are nicer and/or more affluent than most other people.

Why is Cindy going to a synagogue? Isn't she a Baptist?

She suffers from marry-jew-wanna.

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