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When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up
I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job
When your toenail swells up and then explodes.
Them toenails had a toenail blow-up!
A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.
"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"
When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies
A sexual act out of state that never actually happened
Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year
1 year later... u totally didn't
A female that will do just about anything to acquire cocaine. She usually doesn’t hold the best hygiene and her top priority is getting high on coke. She usually doesn’t hold a primary residence, she just goes party to party trying to get high. A standard deal is getting a BJ for a gram.
Dude 1: hey I noticed at that party u went in the downstairs bedroom with that dirty blow whore for a while.
Dude2: yeah I traded her a half gram for a handy.
Dude 1: not surprised. That chick will do anything for a line of coke.
When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."