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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!

Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."

by MJdocumentary October 3, 2020


brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone

that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls

by deepthroatmaster6969 April 29, 2020


Brandon

a guy who is extremely loud and funny he will make you laugh but he is also annoying

Brandon SHUT UP!!

by Boy in school February 26, 2020


Brandon

So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.

Brandon is a name you idiot why are you reading this?

by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023


Brandon

Brandon Arron Riddle Jr. is a person who lives in north Texas and is always going to be a straight white Male. He is usually a kind and caring person but can get upset if you mess with him or his family. He tends to be pretty well known in school, because of his sister. Although many people know him he tends to have a few close friends he tends to care a lot about. Overall he is a great guy

Brandon Arron Riddle Jr. is such a nice guy

by Mr. Unripe Avocado April 17, 2020


Brandon

A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.

Wow that Bruno is a Brandon!

by Sailormoon147 August 11, 2018


Brandon

hokceydad

hey isnt that brandon

by hokceydad123 October 18, 2020