Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"
Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."
Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone
that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls
a guy who is extremely loud and funny he will make you laugh but he is also annoying
Brandon SHUT UP!!
So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.
Brandon is a name you idiot why are you reading this?
Brandon Arron Riddle Jr. is a person who lives in north Texas and is always going to be a straight white Male. He is usually a kind and caring person but can get upset if you mess with him or his family. He tends to be pretty well known in school, because of his sister. Although many people know him he tends to have a few close friends he tends to care a lot about. Overall he is a great guy
Brandon Arron Riddle Jr. is such a nice guy
A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.