chicken mcbigboy

the act of tracking down a fly in mid air hit him with a flyswatter into your other hand. toss it into your mouth then spit him out and hit him with the fly swatter out of the inteded area.

damn frank shamrock just got hit by a fly at sallys so he chicken mcbigboy'ed the shit out of it. flawless performance.

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im a chicken

The act of evolving into a chicken.

Hey Dave, im a chicken.

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Skinless Chicken

Any circumcised penis. Male genitalia that has been mutilated by circumcision or removal of the foreskin.

Look at that poor asshole, he's been stuck with a Skinless Chicken his whole life!

Betty has been disappointed with the skinless chicken she puts in her mouth, it has no flavor.

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Chicken whip

N. (chî_ kin _wip) To be slapped, hit, punched, whipped, or flicked in the face by one's foreskin

Dont you backtalk me, I swear i'll chicken whip a bitch. Sorry dad

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knerked chicken

When someone puts a spicy chicken wing into some elses rectum and pulls it out and eats it.

Last night i ate knerked chicken with my momma.

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Chicken Lurker

Refers to a person who loiters around the hot meat section of your local supermarket (usually in the evenings) wating for the prices to go down.

Supermarket worker: I waited until the chicken lurker was not looking when I reduced the wings to 99p.

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Paramedic: What happened to your face?
Supermarket worker: I was attacked by a crazy chicken lurker when I discretely re-priced the wings.

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Choking the Chicken

A way to say you masturbated.
Also you literally grab a chicken and choke it how fun.

"Hey Rob I was choking the chicken yesterday". " Oh god Jon I didn't want to hear about that ".

"No man I litteraly choked a chicken ". " Oh ".

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