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When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.
Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.
1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality.
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies
I was finger bangin' the bush cookie while sitting in the back of the school bus.
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a peice of crap cookie that tastes like cardboard with a peice of paper in it!
Actually the Fortune Cookie was NOT invented in China or Asia!
i was actually invented in san francisco! - the one thing that was not made in china; oh wait they do make it we just invented it!
Girl: When do we get our fortune cookies?
Guy: Why do you want a cookie that tastes like cardboard??
Girl: Because it has a fortune in it.
Guy: Thoses are bull shit, i could tell you your fortune and it would be better that the ones they make up and stick in thoses cookies!
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the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero
My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.
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When a fat chick pulls down her pants and her and she has a chunk of shit on her ass
Dude your mom has a chunky cookie.
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A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.
Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel
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Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.
What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.