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A person on Urban Dictionary who makes up shit words and tries to be funny with the definition
TF:DG
person:yo man wheres our booze that i told you to get from across the street
Fat Tony: TF:Dg
NOT FUNNY YOU URBAN CUNT
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A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them
Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt
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A special white powdery substance that major skanks use on their hairy snatch in order to somewhat control the aggressive spread of crabs.
Example:Cindy was licking Lisa's snatch and commented, "Hey, you don't have too many crabs in your bush today baby" to which Lisa replies, "Shit bitch, I guess that new cunt powder I bought is starting to work"
Example2:
Cindy found a jar of extra strength cunt powder in her emo girlfriend's medicine cabinet. She asked her butch lez partner, "Why do you have extra strength cunt powder in your cabinet...you don't have that many crabs...?".
Her girlfriend smiled and said..."No, I don't...thanks to Furfag brand extra strength cunt powder, I hardly have any crabs at all."
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When a group of girls are standing around and one of them starts talking about something that doesn't matter. Then another girl chimes in, and another, and another. And the more girls you add the louder and more painful the conversation gets.
"omg sarah, have you seen my highlights? they're like soo cool."
"omg totally, yeah."
"wow, those are cool."
"i had hair like that when i was a kid."
"omg you know what happened to me when i was a kid?"
"oh, oh, i have hair too!! look!"
"holy crap you guys we have to get out of here... listen to this cunt ruckus!!
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A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak
Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"
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a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)
"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"
"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"
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