2 Guys 1 Cup

The term used by males when celebrating victory by making 2 pong shots in the same cup in a beer-pong game.

"Yea! You guys just watched 2 Guys 1 Cup!"

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A Riker’s Island green cup experience

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!

A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!

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2 girls 1 cup

Hottest Shit on da net!!!
IT MAKES ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERY

Yeah..... It's that hot, Watch 2 girls 1 cup and get hot and bothery!

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Chilean Fruit-cup

The harvesting of Himalayan fruit flies on a foreign ground.

These flies are put in small cups where a combination of chimpanzee, mountain gorilla, and green iguana ejaculate fluid is poured in with them. Before the semen hardens, workers include their own special sauce with the mix.

The cups are left baking in the sun for 72 hours. After, the cups are shipped to Old World countries for the poor, native children to consume.

Let's send some Chilean Fruit-Cups to less fortunate children.

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Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000

Oral sex that is so unbelievably good that words cannot Describe it

"Hello madam could you please preform the gawk gawk suction cup 9000 upon my genitalia.”

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coffee cup of melted Velveeta

A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.

Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?

Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'

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2 girls 1 cup

The video of two lesbian women feasting on each others fecal matter, drinking each other's urine and then vomiting semi-digested urine and fecal matter into their mouths. All of this is filmed and a sad violin music is played in the back-ground. These types of videos (2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 screw driver, 1 guy 1 jar...) are shock videos wich include genitals and blood, semen, more blood, jars and to top it off it will ruin your life so DO NOT watch any of the videos above

'Dude you should watch 2 girls 1 cup!'
'What is it?'
'It's a video of 2 girls eating their shit!'
'And why should i watch it?

'Cuz its like a drend bro'
Moral of the story: watching two women eating shit, or a guy pulling a screwdriver out of his penis and just barely breaking his penis in half is NOT cool. Resist the temptation...

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