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Sexy Mofo that gets all the ladies and is classified as the alpha male in the friend group, Dan asserts himself within the groups as an absolute god and he derserves a noble prize ps he has a large cock
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Dickhead Daniels is a guy named Jacob Allen Daniels , his instagram is born_a_baller_Jacob
" look , its dickhead Daniels "
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Daniel Lloyd is the real world Batman and has a secret base in the UK, Japan, Russia and of course Gotham city. His Bat-mobile is just a motorized wheelie bin with the batman symbol drawn on the front in crayon (Crayola crayons of course). Knows ninja moves and fought in the Vietnam war, on both sides no less!
Also Daniel Lloyd A.K.A Batman has shared a close personal relationship with people such as Nelson Mandela, Ian Watkins, Fidel Castro, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Cesar Romero, Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan over the years but all have sworn an oath to keep their knowledge of Batman's true Identity a secret.
"I heard Daniel Lloyd is Batman."
"Shhh that sort of talk'll get yous in trouble it will."
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A secret school shooter.
He is a blond white fucker that loves the word nigga. The type of guy that donates to the KKK.
KKK member 1: Wow we just got an a million pound donation.
KKK member 2: Nope that's Daniel Carter.
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That shitty vine/twitter meme which consists of a "well-dressed teen, and his friend commenting on his outfit". In reality it had no comedic ground to stand upon, other than "durr the voice is funny lmoa xdddd kill me".
Seriously, if you found it even slightly funny, you're part of the problem.
Damn Daniel! I have no complex thought and so I drown myself in meaningless, purposeless 6 second videos, as my attention span isn't developed enough to think critically about literally anything. Furthermore, I'm not even capable of forming unique preferences or ideas at all, so I just follow whatever everyone else is watching, no matter how moronic or bland it is.
Damn, Daniel! I'm an insipid troglodyte piece of shit waste of oxygen!
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Daniel is a caring and loving person very kind and forgiving, also hella fat n shit he hela neggative bruh, like you buy him McDonald's and he says "thanks" but like an hour later he's like" f*ck u dude why didn't you buy me and soda for that McDonald's " so don't buy him food cus he ain't gonna be thankful nigga and the first things I said was a lie
Daniel, the most negative person Eva like Eva man wtf. Daniel means strafner
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A person who is a shut-in who plays DnD all day in their parent's basement and loves politics.
"FUCK Daniel-Guillaume! He probably started the IRA!"
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