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a word jimmie screams when u accidentally shoot martin in the face and bring him to jimmie's house
IS THERE A SIGN IN MY GARAGE THAT SAYS DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?
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When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant
girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy
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The Walking Dead: The Game is a post apocalyptic video game, released in 2012, and developed by TellTale games, about a 37 year old history teacher, convicted of murdering a state senator (Lee) finding an orphaned girl (Clementine, age 8) two days after a zombie apocalypse breaks out.
Over the next few days, they meet a Floridian redneck man named Kenny, his Belgian wife, Katjaa, and their dim witted son, Duck, who is older than Clem by two years. The group travels to Macon, Georgia and meets a group of survivors in Lee's parents' old drugstore, Lilly, a young woman in the military, Larry, Lilly's father, Carley, a reporter with a gun, Doug, an IT technician, and the TV/Comic series favorite, Glenn.
Over the next few months, and Doug/Carley (depending on your choices, but I usually save Carley)'s death, they meet a survivor named Mark, a cannibal family (who, spoiler alert, kill Mark and eat his legs), a high school teacher, David, and his two students, Ben and Travis, a hobo named Chuck who owns a freight train, a young couple, Omid, a Persian man who loves Civil War stuff, and his hot headed girlfriend, Christa, who also happens to be pregnant.
(Omid, Christa, and Clementine are the only ones, besides Kenny expected to make an appearance. Clem will be the playable protagonist for S2.)
I love this game so much. The Walking Dead: the game is amazing.
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-phrase.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.
1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.
2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.
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Left 4 Dead is a co-op first person shooter developed by Turtle Rock Studios, which was purchased by Valve during development. The game is set during the aftermath of an apocalyptic pandemic outbreak in Pennsylvania. There are four playable characters within the game:
Louis - a junior system's analyst at his company's IT department. PILLS HERE!
Bill - a former Green Beret (which explains the hat) and 'Nam vet. The leader of the group and has infinite knowledge of combat.
Francis - a tattoo covered biker who tends to be the one to save your ass whenever it's on the line for some reason.
Zoey - a college student and horror film enthusiast. She is the only female of the group which leads to weird moments.
Each campaign, the survivors begin with a M1911 Pistol, which has an unlimited amount of ammo; later on in the campaign, the player can require another pistol, which equals what? Dual pistols beeotch. The pistol is the only weapon you can use when you are incapacitated. Yeah, that really helps. Also when starting out, there will be a table with ammo, med kits, pipe bombs, molotov cocktails and the choice between a pump-action shotgun or an Uzi. Later on you can get more advanced weapons like an automatic shotgun, a hunting rifle, and an assault rifle.
These campaigns have names, No duh. In each campaign, the survivors have to get to a safe house or room, whatever. The goal is to get to an extraction point, where you will receive rescue albeit from an airplane, a boat, a helicopter, etc. Before being rescued, the A.I. Director, who controls when infected attack or not, will send a shitload of infected and special infected to fuck you up. This usually is bearable, as long as the team dumbass doesn't wander off.
Death Toll - a small town and countryside setting, culminating at a dock house.
No Mercy - an urban setting and hospital setting, culminating at a hospital skyscraper helipad.
Dead Air - an airport setting, culminating at the landing runway of the airport.
Blood Harvest - a farm setting, culminating at a farm house. This is the hardest campaign in the game, hands down.
People tend to mistake the enemies for zombies. They aren't zombies, they're infected, but hey, whatever floats you're boat.
Infected - a regular "zombie" or infected, whatever.
Horde - a huge ass group of infected, which are attracted to loud noises and bright lights. Which means DON'T shoot the fucking cars with alarms and DO throw the pipe bomb.
Special Infected:
Boomer - special infected who is fat and vomits all over you, which attracts a horde. Whenever you kill him, his fatass explodes, getting blood all over you.
Smoker - special infected who can be heard miles away because of his horrendous cough. His tongue is like a thousand feet long and tries to choke yo bitch ass with it. When killing this enemy, he just vanishes into smoke.
Hunter - special infected with a liking to blue hoodies. The hunter has a distinct shriek, and can jump high into the air and pounce your ass.
Witch - special infected who is a crazy ass bitch. You can tell whenever you are near her, because she is crying. DO NOT be so stupid to believe that she is human. If she is disturbed, she can incapacitate you with one hit. So don't fuck with her, unless you plan on killing her with one shot. What's more fucked up is that in L4D2, she will be able to walk.
Tank - special infected who appears to have taken way too much fucking steroids. He's about over 10 feet tall and always seems to be able to pull concrete out of the ground and throw it at you, even though you could be fighting him on grass, but he'll magically be able to pull concrete out of the ground. He can also punch your ass halfway across the map. You can't avoid him, so get an automatic weapon out and unload on his ass.
Zoey has disturbed the Witch
Players: Son of a bitch, who is playing as Zoey? YOU DUMBASS
Left 4 Dead
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An expression of sheer surprise, usually when something either good or bad unexpected happens. From the television show Farscape.
"Well frell me dead! Your plan actually worked!"
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An absolute Dolt. Someone who doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Man, you're one Brain Dead Motherfucker for doing that.
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