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The current world record holder for the most liked post on Instagram
Girl 1: OMG, Did you see what is now the most liked post on Insta.
Girl 2: Nah what.
Girl 1: An egg... Look up World Record Egg
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term coined by the variety streamer Punz, used when someone is really good at something, like a video game.
Bro he got 32 kills last game! He's cracked like an egg!
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A friend you only see once a year, and always hang out with just long enough to remember that you actually hate him.
"I ran into Greg at the bar and he hung around all night talking about corporate personhood. Dude is such a Cadbury Creme Egg."
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On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.
On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
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(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out
Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...
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Derrogatory term for Eight Trey Gangster
I got my plate all fixed for some eggs toast and grits...
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When a player gets zero KOs while playing Super Smash Bros. It is mandatory that they place their hand to their eye in the shape of a 0 and look around the room.
Kyle: I really sucked that round.
Brian: You probably got a Kramer Goose Egg.
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