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When fucking a butter face, pull out before you cum, rip the paper bag off her head, and as you cum in her face, yell "ABRACADABRA!"
"I went home with a slump buster last night and gave her a magic hat."
"She was fugly, so I gave her the ol' Marietta Magic Hat."
"So, we got back to his place and he said he'd show me a magic trick...but all he did was cum in my face and yell ABRACADABRA!"
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A ten inch foreskin. Which can also be used to make fun of someone.
Oh my fucking god that guy had a man-hat-ten.
Dude your such a man-hat-ten
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when u take a ethan solis cut off his head and replace it with a flounder.
That bitch got a alaskin top hat done to them like tony danza
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80's band that gave us 'Safety Dance' and thats it.
How the hell does men without hats have a fucking greatest hits cd
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by far, the coolest CS character in the world. Also, going to become the coolest, most seductive, and awesome super hero on the face of the earth; well in the case, EVER!!!
the man in the red hat is flying over Gotham, when suddenly he picks up a girl off the street, and she is so incredibly attracted to him that they immediately start fucking in midair. He is a stunning man...
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A quick one line statement used when you have no come-back. Ie, if someone outsmarts you.
"Ryan, your breath smells like shit"
"Fuck your hat dicko"
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When a male has sexual intercourse with at least three different partners in a 24 hour period. The act must involve oral sex from the third partner without the male having showered after the prior partners. The act may also include ATM with prior partners.
Tim had a great weekend. He took down four broads and walked away with hat trick head as his final act.
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