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SCREEEEER BABY ICE cream girl
Elizabeth afton : dad I'm hungry
William Afton ok
elezibath afton : dad I'm hungry william afton I'm dad
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"I'm on your heels" means that you finna roast someone or gass em
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An expression common among users of anabolic steroids. Often used after the user's mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.
Mom: Hey Billy, maybe you should stop using 'roids, your arm is starting to look like Dick Cheny's hunting buddy.
Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)
Mom: *whimper*
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From the blues classic - slang for sexual availability.
"Free tonight?"
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich."
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich, spoon me on your bread.
I'm your tuna sandwich baby, best to eat in bed."
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A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....
Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!
Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....
Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"
Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?
Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"
Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?
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In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.
When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.
(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.
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Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.
Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!
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