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Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 3, 2011


Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

by Mitpal December 19, 2018


Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.

Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".

by IntoxicaSean April 11, 2020


Cincinnati Clam Slam

A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.

I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!

by BryceisCrispy November 14, 2022


clam child

Basically Dash.

"Dash, do you also feel like a clam child?"

by Ellenn-A May 26, 2022


Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.

Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹

by October 13, 2022


clam pack

the scientific name for a car or large group comprised of only women

Dude, look at that girl in that clam pack! Her smile is beautiful

by aucuparia December 22, 2016