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A drink made up of Whiskey, ice, and water. Can only be drank in tazewell county
Buddy: “ how are u so fucked up already”
Richard: “too many irish gatorades ol son”
Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye
One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye
Not to be confused with black irish, black black irish are irish people with african and irish descent. Most of the time this makes it so the person doesnt look black but not super pale either.
I dont look black but im black black irish
Sex move where you apply heavy lubricant to a girl's sphincter. Then some asshole with no teeth fills his mouth with whipped cream and gummy bears and spits them into her butthole. Afterwards the toothless participant slurps the shit covered gummy bears out and gurgles them around in his mouth giving his gums a super decent massage.
Often times this is followed up by the woman upper cutting the toothless fuckers face and yelling at him to get the fuck out for being such a desperately pathetic douche bag.
This is typically performed by men highly susceptible to relapsing on hard drugs.
During the AA meeting, Bobby asked if he could discuss feelings of guilt and shame for the topic after receiving an Irish Gummybear from his secret lover.
When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.
He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.