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irish mile

n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.

Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.

by rienholt May 18, 2015


irish ray

A cunt of a man, usually broke , very small penis, latches on to an american family to sustain citizenship then sponges of the brother in law , usually ginger and slightly retarded, rides a sporster

He is a real irish ray

by roofer77 September 29, 2016


Irish 3 piece suit

A classic navy blazer, white dress shirt, and khakis.

I can wear my Irish 3 piece suit to grad party’s, funerals, formals, or court.

by John Fron May 10, 2024


Red Irish peacock

The act of getting with an Irish fire croth, and eating a chalupa out of her butthole.

I did a red irish peacock with misty

by Anally penetrate December 5, 2010


Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019


Irish Toothache

Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.

My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!

by Janofarc January 22, 2016


irish furries

kinda mid

its so mid u could call it irish furries

by LOLSIEWOLSIESX3NUZZLESONU July 19, 2023