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When A mouth covers the penis sucks lick's and creates pleasure
Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
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Considered to be one of the bands to recieve major benefit from the current MySpace phenomenon, and their use of it, Job For A Cowboy are a deathcore-turned-poser-death-metal outfit from Arizona.
While Job For A Cowboy can be seen as pioneers of death metal by their loyal legion of fans, purists consider them a lame band with a penchant for pig squeals - referencing Job For A Cowboy's debut EP, Doom, which was responsible for their success.
Job For A Cowboy is for fans of: Despised Icon, Through the Eyes of the Dead, and Bring Me The Horizon.
Scene Kid: "Job For A Cowboy are the best metal band today, and the Doom EP was, and is, the most br00tal album ever."
Genuine Metalhead: "Job For A Cowboy is nothing but fourth-rate garbage for idiots who don't know shit about metal."
TxKx: "Job For A Cowboy is a perfect example of what is wrong with today's metal scene. This rubbish can only appeal to impressionable 16-year-old posers who spend too much time on MySpace; basically, it's absolute fail."
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The act of pleasuring ones self by taking 2 phones (cordless or not doesnt matter) and putting them on either side of the your penis and then masterbating with the phones. The experience can sometimes be better if someone is talking on the phone during this act.
Dude, my mom called me last night and while she was talking i gave my self a phone job. Best one ever.
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A skat job is when a man poo's on a womans face or vice versa.
Did you hear Jameson Skatted Jenny last night? It went everywhere! and in my mouth!
Chris once skatted alex hamilton for jam.
what a great skat job that was, if only i had a cloth to wipe the poo away!
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AKA- TJ. The much less satisfying cousin of the BJ. Usually the work of a person who is trying to "score" with a girl but can't close the deal, and an unusually long conversation ensues.
Kiko has been talking to that stripper over there for 45 minutes and hasn't even gotten a lap dance. He must be giving her a talk job (TJ).
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a blow job given to a godly worker
Sandra went to confessional and ended up giving the preist a god job.
On Hanukkah, Denise gave her Rabbi a god job.
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A nock job can be known as the event where an inverted reach around is performed along with the assistance of various sex toys positioned in ways that stimulate the receiving end of the sexual action.
kristen hands out nock jobs for all the following: rides, food, drugs, homework, liquor, and of course money.
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