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Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...
Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"
Student: "Don't you mean failures?"
Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"
Student: "ah, of course"
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A term used in prisons because so much of it happens there it's no longer a big dill to them. Means that you only ass raped them once or twice ect. to show them who's boss but not all the time.
The other prisoners said that they really like John so they only ass raped him just a little bit.
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What singer Justin Bieber said after he got pelted by a water bottle on the head.
Ow! That didn't feel good. I don't why she just threw that at me.
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the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann
very epic and famous words
Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.
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The greatest quote ever, see Pulp Fiction
Vincent Vega (John Travolta): "Aww man i just shot marvin in the face!"
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Funny and truthful book by Scott Cohen (An Everyday guy, Not a Famous Author) is a collection of those everyday little annoyances that we face in life (738 of them!). This book will definitly make you say "That's so true!" and "I thought I was the only one who notcied that!" because it's so observational and you'll laugh so hard because of how real and truthful it is.
Selected Annoyances:
-When you forget the initial thought you were thinking of, and then stumble on to a thought far less engaging and far less interesting then the thought you were thinking of before.
-When the Photographer sais "Cheese!" and realizes that there's something he had to fix on the camera, leaving you waiting there with a frozen smile that easily fades out into a phony grin.
- Having the suspiscion that using 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner is not as effective as if you used them both individually.
- The Vulnerability you feel while sitting on a public toilet.
- When the waitress asks "Is Everything alright here?" after you've taken a big bite out of a sandwich, causing you to grunt your response.
Just to name a few...
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I'm just here to do your will have at it
Husband: Do you want me to get you a new truck or an rv
Wife: I don't know its your world im just living in it
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