King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.

I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.

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Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

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Kinky King

Going to burger king and ordering a cheeseburger and a spicy chicken sandwich off the value menu. Remove the bottom bun of the spicy chicken and put the top half on top of the cheeseburger. Than proceed to eat this orgasmic sandwich.

Dude! We should so get some kinky kings for the munchies.

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King Fisher

...is the most popular beer in India. It's also brewed there. Most foreign people tend to hate it, and wouldn't even use it to wash their butts.

Ranjit: Do you want to try some Indian beer? It's called King Fisher.
Hans: Yes sure.

Hans takes a sip, and spits it all out.
Hans: This is absolutely scheiße! German beer ftw.
Ranjit: madar chod

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King Henry’s

King Henry’s is a mixed school who suspends people for dumb reason lots of people have relationships and so do some of the teachers the headteacher and someone r in a relationship

King Henry’s used to be called Erith School and khs is a short version

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My king

Highest compliment a man can say to another man who is wanting to be his submissive sex partner

Thinking about my king today. Wishing we were hooking up

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llama king

The king of all lamams. And is much better then a split llama and will lead the llama army to victory.

Emilio, did you hear about the animal war?" "Yes, and ithink the llama king will win the war.

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