Daddy Dong Legs

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.

Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs "

devon said "what daddy dong leg!?"

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Between the leg jpeg

A picture taken with the camera thrust between someon's legs.

See that picture? It is actually a between the leg jpeg.

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Chicken leg bis

Chicken leg piece...MMMMMM Chicken leg piece is very good. It’s luscious soft warm chewy taste will thrill ur mouth up though!

Me: I’m so excited! I think the waiter is coming this way to give me my chicken leg bis!
Waiter: (draws nearer)
Me: (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)
Me: wait what Wait is that-
Waiter: (draws even nearer)
Me: wait wait wait CHICKEN MARSALA?????
Me: I WANNA CHICKEN LEG BIS

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long legged steve

why do you like Minecraft creepypastas?
Anyways his history is:
A minecraft modder saw a weird string of code in the files and put it into a mod before realizing the mistake. Then he burned the dang mod and yeah
Then the dang russians found him in Minecraft and he is the scariest darn thing in minecraft so if you see him burn your pc

Guy: I see a weird player over ther-
Guy's friend: RUN IT'S LONG LEGGED STEVE
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Three-Legged Race

The competition among any combination of three intoxicating recreational substances to see which chemical's effects will win out over the others.

There was a three-legged race among the alcohol, marijuana and cocaine in his body and it seemed as though they were all winning.

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one legged duck

1. Phrase used to describe some fucked up shit.

2. Also can be used to describe something impossible

It ain't gonna happen. It's like telling a one legged duck to swim straight

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Daddy long legs

The loving nickname giving to previous member of Panic! At The Disco and current frontman of I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME Dallon Weekes. He is known for his hieght and elegantly long legs.

Jenna: Oh my god, Jake Paul is so daddy! whos your daddy?
Emo fuck: The one and only daddy is Daddy Long Legs

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