mad as a cut snake

To be pissed off..or really angry as a snake would be if you cut it

I can't believe she took my new dress with out asking, I'm as mad as a cut snake with her..

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mad cow disease

a fatal disease that affects both humans and cows. very talked about.

one damn cow was found with mad-cow in canada and everyone banned meat.

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mad-crazy-good

Something thats great or awesome or appealing to the eye.

Hayes: Did you see that movie called "Swordfish"?
Harris: Yeah, dude, I did! It was mad-crazy-good!

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mad dog keen

A way of emphasising one's keenness to partake in an activity- often surfing, drinking or fighting.

Often shortened to mad dog.
Mad dog keen is a phrase made popular by the cult underground movie "Jordanman 2.0"

Dr Pain: "Wait...lets make this interesting. keen?"
Jordanman: "Yeah....Mad dog!"

Mayonazi: "Wanna get crunk as?"
Everyone: "fuck yeah, mad dog keen!"

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Mad Cowbell Disease

The mental illness of a drummer or percussionist. Causes the drummer to stare at a cowbell with desire to play it leading to a point where they play it at an inappropriate part in a song. People with MCD play the cowbell often as possible and it can get annoying after a while to some, but to most, it is entertaining.

"Did you hear John during practice today?"
"No what happened?"
"His Mad Cowbell Disease led to a corny drum fill and it threw everyone off. He needs to control himself."
"Word."

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mad mo hella

Cali speak for "a lot". Mad mo is "crazy" and hella means "a lot".

Last night we drank mad mo hella 40s yo

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Tuna Melt Madness

The chunky and violent bouts of diarrhea one suffers after having a spoiled tuna melt sandwich. Particularly common when the sandwich is smothered in extra mayonaisse. Classified by offensive odors and unreal sounds emitted from the rectum.

Man, I had some serious Tuna Melt Madness going on last night.

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