max

The absolute fattest man alive, he waddles around like hes better than you. shut him up by challenging him to a race.

"hey max, shut the fuck up and race me to that pole and back"

Max

Max is a word that is really easy and quick to say. There are multiple ways to use the term "Max".

It is easy to learn him some new commands. Does not listen that well so you can be a bit hard to him. Sleeps in a bench and bites sometimes but that will hopefully only take a couple more years. Very loyal but does stink a little.

"Max, come here"

"Max, Sit"

"Max, good boy. Here is a treat for you"

Max

A person who has never been heard to ask

Person: “bro did you know—“
Max: “I didn’t ask”

Max

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.

“That Max got no chat girl”

“Max is gone in 60 seconds”

Max

Max, normally has small Dick and has a tight pussy hole.

That guy has a max

Max

A man with a small penis that chafes himself every night.

Man that guys is a max!

Max

The meaning of the word 'Max ' means that you would never get any BITCHES YOU GAY FAGGIT

Ewwwwwww its that Max kid i would never wont to be him ew