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Man: Dang man! Did you see that girl at the club?
Friend: You talking about that one in the J Lo jeans?
Man: Ya! Dat bitch had a fat puss you could see from the side, a straight muffin top ass hoe!!!
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like a regular muffin except you light it on fire before throwing it in their face
ahhh you just threw a flamming muffin in my face
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a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
do you know the muffin man ?
yeah i showd him my muffins!
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when you shove your dick in a fish or any kind of Swede
I'm a muffin twanger.
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The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.
Also refer to French Soup.
Barry loves the French Muffin.
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Similar to muffin top , which means fat bulging out of ones hips from pants that are too tight, muffin tin means that fat bulging out of multiple articles of clothing(i.e. cleavage that bulges over the seam of the shirt, and the sleeves of a tight shirt causing the arms to look bigger than they actually are)
"HA! That bitch thinks she's so hot, with all her tight clothes"
"Muffin top much?"
"Nah trick. More like muffin TIN"
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1. Looking out of sorts, disheveled, when hoping to get some action.
God I was ready to fuck him but I looked like such a scruff muffin!
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