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The best couple in the entire world
Riley and Nick are a real power couple
The ultimate friend zone level and one of no return, akin to level 100m on the Original Donkey Kong or level 256 on Pac-Man.
The party in question is often so far in they do not realize they are in the midst of the friend-zone status.
1) A guy gets sent a naked picture from a girl who asks him to "make sure she looks alright before she sends it to another guy". He assumes this to be a ruse, that she actually wants his dick. This assumption is false, he is in fact in the nick level friend-zone.
2) There are two guys and a girl drinking in town. Guy 1 thinks he will take the girl home at the end of the night and does not understand why Guy 2 is hanging around so late. This is made clear when it is Guy 2 who takes the girl home, Guy 1 is nick level friend-zoned.
A man's butthole that tastes very tangy, much like a lemon.
I was giving Larry a rim job yesterday, and he had a Nick Larkin!
An attic living crotch goblin who makes girls change genders
AHHHH ITS nick denholm
Nick is the type of person to hide his sexuality, putting up a front to hide who is really is. He constantly wonders what it would be like to f*ck a boy (in all different positions and tempos) however he keeps this to himself, discreetly hiding the fact he is gay. Time to time Nick does things, from kissing a boy for a tenner to touching up boys in the classroom, that makes you think to yourself "is he gay?"
Who will kiss that guy for a tenner?
Ask Nick Dixon he'd do it for free, trust me.
Sexiest person known to man. Can bench atleast 4 plates. Physique of a greek god. All the ladies love him.
Girl 1: Hey did you see Nick McGugan today?
Girl 2: OMG ya he is so hot.
This Nick is the realest Nick of all Nick and Nicholas kind. He is hard working, and gets mad females on his line. Nick Cuh is also very humble and kind even though he makes racks and lives in a 7 figure chateau that he bought with the money he finessed from trapping and making plays. If you’re an employer looking for a good employee, Nick Cuh is not that guy pal, he’s your man!
My manager: Nick Cuh you’re fired
Nick Cuh: fine but I slept with one of your employees beotchhh
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