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A witty and charming guy. A favorite in any crowd.
I want to be just like Capt'n Jimmy when I grow up
A child's hero worth mentioning
The person she talks about the most is her uncle jimmy ladder for bringing her doll to her for show and tell.
Jimmy Ration is such a sexy black man with huge applicated nostrils and combined rations that forged his willy that was said to be 30.7 inch long falling short to Alistair the sexiest guy who has a 83.79 inch long schlong like oh my god so hot. But Jimmy's square foreskin is made of apples and curry powder who likes men underneath his trampoline
Gut 1: "I love Rations"
The Jimmy Ration: "I am Rations"
*Breaks balls into 7 orbs*