Beer Slam

the act of slamming the beer bottle/mug on the counter after downing the glass. can also be done by shattering the bottle against the ground or another hard surface.

Underage Kid 1: hey so did you guys drink that beer bottle last night?

Underage Kid 2: yeah me and frank drank the whole bottle then frank did a beer slam when he finished it.

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Beer Nappy

Having fallen asleep with a bottle of beer in hand, waking up to find your lower area saturated and damp from the bottle contents.

Snake entered the Bear's cave and found him lying in his own beer nappy. Upon discover of said beer nappy, Bear sighed.

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Beer Board

It's a lot like water boarding, except with beer. and generally you don't give a shit what they say, you just keep pouring

"That Jabroni is wide open, let's sneak up behind him and beer board the shit out of him. You two grab his shoulders. I'll pour."

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crate of beer

Where you and your mate rate a women or man. Using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. If they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she 's or he's a "crate of beer". Whereas 10/10 would be more like ,They would sleep with them sober... 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material.... etc...

Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"

Oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ..... Mate replies.. Mate that's a "crate of beer " lol

Or

Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol

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skunked beer

Beer that has gone sour. Some bottles of beer have an overabundance of particulate matter evident when the contents are viewed through light.

This IPA appears to be skunked beer, and it tastes like shit.

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Beer Monkey

Slur referring to those who are from the country, Canada.

1. Mike has a couple of his beer monkey friends staying with him while they're on vacation.

2. Sarah won't go to Canada. She says she doesn't want to deal with all the beer monkeys.

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penises and beer

the female version of titties and beer.

fxxxxxxxxxcktards. <^> <^>

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