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The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.
Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
A polite way of telling somebody to screw off. Very similar to no shit Sherlock
Person 1: Hey the sky is blue
Person 2: No shit Sherlock
Person 1: Wank yourself Watson
The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting
Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.
When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.
"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"
"Who at?"
"The man who was baking cookies"
Instant alerts generated by thankyourwank.com when you thank someone for a wank and they thank you back, meaning they also wanked thinking about you!
I wanked thinking of Jennifer last week and just today I got a Mutual Wank Alert from thankyourwank.com saying she just wanked to me too! Wow! We are so gonna hook up now!
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A sight of a group of people engaging in an obnoxiously senseless activity.
Wank-o-rama: a bunch of wankers in Apple store, watching an episode of 'Lost' on an iPod Nano.
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The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.
Tried to have a fire danger wank last night... all i'll say is roasted nuts!
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