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Hahaha! You saw him!? That's hilarious! Yeah, I was going to bring him but I kept forget.
Hym "Yeah dawg. Russian mafia guy. I saw him. Sounds like he gives advice that is derivative of and/or analogous to this! Because I am THE STRONGEST LIVING BEING! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!"
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The 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine marks the period in history when where faith in humanity was, yet again, lost.
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oh my goodness those hot sexy Russian apes are making me sweat
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An insult to someone with a terrible hairdo, commonly utilised to offend the protagonist of indoor living.
"Look dear, at the window, it's the Russian muffin from hell"
"joe my gosh"
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A sexual practice where the male takes a piss in the woman's mouth and then the male fuck's her until she spits out the piss.
Yo bro my lady wanted to step up our sex life so I gave her a Russian piss bomb
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When a man and a women cut off some of their pubic hair and then proceeding to put it on the tip of the man's penis while there is a bit of sperm so it sticks,then having vaginal sex with the girl while the pubic is on the penis
That Russian cow tail last night was amazing,it hurt a little bit but it was so pleasurable.
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The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.
Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.
Woman: Oh word?
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