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#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.
#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.
#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.
#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"
#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"
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When you have both feet and both arms in 4 different peoples arses with there limbs in other peoples arses as scorpions are arachnids and your head up someones anus with another persons head in your anus this is a rusty scorpion king much like in the film the mummy returns this is a combination of a rusty crab and a rusty centaur.
Not for the faint hearted.
Requires 15 people atleast.
For an all boy scorpion king it is known as a spikey bellied scorpion king as there are male genitials.
Joe:Aw man last night we were gagging for some rust, I suggested a rusty centaur.
Adam:I suggested a rusted crab.
Joe:So after watching the mummy returns we decided that all 15 of us could have some fun thats when Sally came up with the Rusty Scorpion king.
Charlotte:Yeah I wanted to be the main body I can't get enough of that fucking rust.
Evan:I had to sit out cos' there was already 15 people Sally,Adam,Joe,Chris,Rachel,Sam,Ben,Emma,Warren,Jordan,Gaz,Oliver,Hayley,Dave,Jack,Shauna.
Shauna:I had the worst case of liquid rust and lubed everyone up before hand.
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result of one who has not mastered the art of wiping ones own ass correctly; characterized by an ass crack full of shit stains; often results in skid marked under garments, rancid fecal odor and an itchy booty hole
When defecating, I prefer to clean me crap crack with wet wipes, this - in turn - will alleviate me from sporting a rusty coin slot....which, I believe is generally frowned upon
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A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.
This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection
Every scammer in the world should meet Mike "Rusty" Balszac!
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When eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her anus.
Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?
Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle
Dave: That's really nasty dude
Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.
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i need to drop the kids off through the rusty bullet hole
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the act of sitting on the face of another and pressing their face into your bare ass while clenching, while doing so it is necesary to shit into their mouth... taco shit are preffered but any will do.
man...after eating taco johns i gave justin the worst rusty bear trap.
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