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Sam pilkington

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.

Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.

Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!

by Twomanyblues46 July 26, 2019


Sam Pilkington

Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵

Yo is that Sam Pilkington

Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this

by Sammmnydje November 23, 2021


sam in the kitchen

when the mandem is hard as fuck you kno what i'm saying blud

"hey"

"sam in the kitchen"

"chee"

*dap*

by SAMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY March 17, 2021


Sam Bomb

The art of disappearing from a social gather, without a good excuse, thus disappointing everyone present

Fred: Hey when did sam leave dumplings last night?

George: I have no idea - he must have thrown a Sam bomb, I'd imagine it was pretty early though

by Knowledge sponge February 24, 2015


Sam le puel

Used when you see Samuel.
He looks like a puel.

-Hey look, it's Sam le puel.

by T0mm1 November 1, 2021

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Sam la star

Une personne talentueuse, capable de faire tous les métiers du monde. Ne laissez pas sa calvitie vous détourner du vote qui pourrait le mettre à la position de président.

1:Wow cette personne est tellement talentueuse!
2: C'est un sam la star!

by Ketamix April 10, 2020


sam-hash

Term used to 'covertly' communicate one's opinion on the attractivenss of another human being, a roundabout phrasing of "smash". Can be used in many circumstances, as part of a sentence or as a stand-alone exclamation. Partciularly useful in the presence of girlfriends/wives and preferable to "I'd plow that into the ground".

Silent 'h' is preferable to achieve the desired effect, leaving the sound of 'Sam-ash'

1. On seeing an attractive piece of biatch flesh in the street,

John: "Sam-Hash!"
Girlfriend: "What???"
John: "Just remembered someone's name from work."

2. Guy 1: "Would Sam-Hash. Defintiely Sam-hash."

Guy 2: "Smashtastic. A solid smash out of smash"

by Sirty1000 April 9, 2011