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The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.
Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.
When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.
When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold.
Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.
Even though she beacons,
we know she’s Slothy Seconds
reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.
"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"
The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
Second generation reclaimed dabs. When you reclaim resin from your dab piece which built up from taking resin dabs. It’s that shit that tastes like paint thinner, the shit you survive on for the week leading up to your next paycheck after going through all your wax.
‘Your reclaim tastes like paint thinner’
‘It’s second gen resin man’
second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.
THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.
When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.