Random
Source Code
Random
not talking to nor being in contact with ANYONE for a certain amount of time (decided by the detoxer/cleanser)
perosn 1-max hasn’t spoken to me in a while
person2- me neither
person3- me neither maybe he’s on a social detox/cleanse
A Social-Media Influencer who talks publicly about topics that they don't have enough knowledge about and influences their followers with half-baked information ending up doing more harm than good.
Social-Media Inflammators have led people to believe that wearing masks is dangerous for them.
A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
There are two different types of social network users.
1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.
2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.
Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.
Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.
6👍 1👎
A term stemming from two seperate lexical choices one of which is 'Social' to be defined as relating to human society and its members and 'Flat-line' which is a medical term to show the absence of heart contractions or the disappearance of the rhythmic peaks displayed on a heart monitor.
In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.
Nerd 1: Dude I have a girlfriend now
Nerd 2: No way
Nerd 1: I'm heading off the Social Flat-line
6👍 1👎
A planned ice cream serving social event, such as a party, where ice cream Is served.
would you Like to come to my ice cream social on Saturday?
26👍 11👎
When you parents cut you off from all social contact and the cells in your feet start reproducing so that you cannot move, not like you could go any where in the first place though.
Friend #1- "You hanging out with Melanie today?"
Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"
Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"
9👍 88👎