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when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.
When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.
It is a term for someone who is incredibly stupid and white trash.
Billy is McDonald's Special Sauce because all he does is dislocate his knees will running for tennis tryouts.
The act of shoving mentos in a females vagina and then proceeding to spit Coca Cola I’m the same hole
Mike: last night was so fun!
Claire: I really liked when you did the coca-cola special!
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Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.
That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.
Right? Got any more.
A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
The act of consuming a large container of Chickie’s and Pete’s Crab Fries and immediately proceeding to finger your own asshole.
Person 1: Man, this bathroom line is really long!
Person 2: Yeah, I think the guy in stall 3 is giving himself a South Philly Special!
Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.
Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!