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slow as a hard shit

Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.

Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::

by GuermoT December 26, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Frick me hard

Fricking me hard up the butt

Hey Jessica, FRICK ME HARD!

by Mr. Frick April 25, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hard Times Surenos

Hard T1m3S SURENOS stand for a gang of surenos in west Georgia originated around 1999 still bangN' IN MAB13T0X, Forest PArK3, Lithonia, CoBB

leva: hey holmes what u claim ?

Hard Times Surenos Sold13R: PURO HARD T1M3S SUREN0S !!!!!!

by 3s3 Cr33PER November 8, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hard 2 blv

Difficult to comprehend

Hard 2 blv stuff like that existed harder to believe would act

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hard boiled

someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate

i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself

by highpockets79 April 16, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


hard-man cut

A short haircut with a little bit more longer fringe which is put up with styling gel.
This look is sported by a man in order to show everyone that he is a hard man.
Unfortunately it makes him look gay.

J: New haircut?
P: Yeah, I got a lot of big meetings coming up. I wanted the hard-man look.
S: Isn't it a bit erm...
P: What?
J: Gay.
P: This is not a gay cut. This is a hard-man cut.

Coupling - Series 1 - Episode 'Inferno'

by pogopuschel July 11, 2010

146๐Ÿ‘ 127๐Ÿ‘Ž


runs hard game

to party hard. to be a boozehound a womanizer.

Anthony: hey, that kid Syno is an animal. he runs hard game.

by AntwanDages November 5, 2010