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Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.
Key Phrases in George Bush mallard duck speach: freedom, peace, oil
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Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.
I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't even see in the morning.
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Frothy substance collected under the glans (head) of the penis from pro-longed sexual intercourse.
After half an hour of sex, John had quiet a bit of duck butter.
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Wearing a condom while having sex.
You're gonna have to rubber duck it tonight. You mother-f*cking, c*ck-sucking, rubber ducking b*tch!
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an adjective that describes how thick a bad ass hoe is
Damn, that hoe is thick as duck butter!
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the moist scuzz found at the uppermost cleft of one's ass cheeks
Reaching down into his shorts, Dave extracted a fingerful of duck butter to share among his buddies.
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quite possibly the funniest phrase i've ever heard. Makes anything funny.
"Dude...i'm sorry your grandmother died like that. Look out! Duck shit! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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