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An alternative to bathing, the mexican bath is the act of completely saturating yourself with cheap cologne in an effort to cover up the smell of rice, beans, chili powder, and body odor. It is the sign of pure laziness (and a likely illegal immigrant). Also see "sweet nigger."
"Hey dude, I think I smell your odor. Are you going to take a shower?"
"Nah, I'll just take a mexican bath."
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A thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man's upper lip. Typically seen on teenage boys who can't yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sparse facial hair. Pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low class.
Jimbob's luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his Mexican moustache. Someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn't a gas station.
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Mexican poker is a usually a drinking game. Two brave players take an empty beer can and take turns karate chopping it on its side. After a player karate chops it, that player holds the can so the sharp skinny edge is up so the other can give it a chop. The first player to chop the can in half with their hand wins and moves on to play a different opponent. Playing this game almost always leads to a cut bloody hand. Thus a champion usually has to retire after defending his/her title only a few times.
Mr. Miyagi won the game of Mexican poker, but he bleed all over the table.
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The Date Rape Drug, Street name for Rohypnol, a sleeping pill marketed in Mexico, South America, Europe and Asia by Roche Pharmaceuticals and which is reportedly quickly becoming the date rape drug of choice because when taken in combination with alcohol it causes disinhibition and blackouts lasting 8 to 24 hours. It is also known on the street as: Forget Pill / La Roche / Lunch Money / Mexican Valium / Pappas / R-2 / Rib / Roaches / Roachies / Roche / Roofies / Rope / Rophies / Ruffies / RZ: in Australia it is sold as Stupefi;
In the Movie "Hangover", those guys accidentally took some Mexican Valium
I'm gonna give sarah some mexican valium at the club tonight
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completely hypocritical, some (not all) but some escape over the border to our beautiful nation to work for $.25 an hour and take pride in the nation they just escaped from, now im not sayin i hate mexicans hell i love em love the food and the people , but theyre pride for the nation that they try to get away from is so sad, if the united states were treatin me bad ( theyre not i love america through and through) i wouldnt take pride in it at that time, especially if i escaped it , basically im tellin mexicans be proud of your heritage but enough with the blastin of the music and the long ass parades that makes it harder than hell to drive through when goin to work . and if your in america and you have a mexican flag up atleast put up an american flag too! there finally some one told them...
mexican: god bless america the land that i came here legally and adopted as my nation this way i can make it in the country and be somethin unlike sitting on a step listening to in truth polka with spanish in it and ONLY loving my mexican pride.
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Sammy s sisters pussy looked like a mexican taco
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Using the wrong tool for a job. Most often used when trying to use a pair of pliers or vice-grips to remove nuts and bolts.
I didn't ask for a mexican wrench, go grab me the correct tool.
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