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A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!
How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!
Like riding a ninja in the rain!
You have fun though?
Omg yes!!
When you choke your dick out until it turns blue, do a line of coke off of it and stick it in a girl on her period. In that order.
I had to shower 6 times last night after my girl wanted to try a rocket pop.
Sex position: eagle with a broken wing then…
*Pop*
Vibrator in the bum
Rocket.Pop.
Eagle with a broken wing was old until I gave her the rocket pop.
Sex position: eagle with a broken wing then…
*Pop*
Vibrator in the bum
Rocket.Pop.
Eagle with a broken wing was old until I gave her the rocket pop.
An energizing combination of kratom and caffeine
I got the work of 5 Chinese slaves done yesterday thanks to Rochester rocket fuel
The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.
"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"