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When you threaten someone whether it’s physically or mentally
Juan: I’m gonna sleep you on this game
Jonathan: stfu you suck ass
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Like slap happy, yet only when overly exhausted
You’d think she was drunk, she was merely sleep happy
Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."
"I was at work."
Nocturnal emission. Jizzing in your sleep
Made a fresh batch of sleep sauce last night, bro!
A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.
You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?