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The act of being belligerently drunk at a location when someone else arrives and doesn't expect it
Steve surprise hammered us when we arrived at his house for a BBQ.
Inserting your special cream into a sleeping ginger
Let’s give that fat ginger a strawberry cream surprise they deserve
When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair
Did you Katy Jenny that bubble gum surprise?
The act of shoving a spicy "or hot" pepper up ones rectum
when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".
Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.
When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions
Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me
The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.
I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye