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40yr old virgin

Mike turner

Mike turner is a 40yr old virgin

by Zootlord69 February 5, 2020


The Virgin Essence failed experimentation

basically they wanted to collect every particle of a human female menstrual period cycle to study and analyze the egg that's being discarded through this process but they couldn't ever find a female clean or enough or hygienic enough to work with during these end times...and they look to me for an solution and i had a simple one that i did not offer it and ask them to leave me out of science the study and research of the world around them because its purely can be nonsense and heresy...and its too deep for me to speak on if i wanted to ...i have more important things to worry about instead of an unfertilized rotten egg...just an cliche expression not a true definitive expression because again i have no knowledge of what's going on during this process

do they have to study absolutely everything like that and The Virgin Essence failed experimentation too? they look for a cure in everything but their own shit.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022


virgin mary

a women how give birth to the son of god, without sexual activities. That's why she is a virgin

i have no idea what to write in the example so im going to write "virgin mary"

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022


cocoa beach virgin

Having only one child , knows the father of the child and had never been a stripper

I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity

by Triplej4y August 1, 2021


Nearly Not A Virgin

When you ain't a virgin but you ain't a lad either. Your at a tragic point in your life where you have many times nearly lost your V-card but due to your awkwardness and lack of chat you failed to get some.

Person 1: Hey ain't see you in a while, you still a virgin?
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin

by BigWez May 23, 2018


Friendship speech virginity

The first speech given after being upgraded from acquaintance to friend.

Eg: "im taking ur friendship speech virginity omg…"

by Willowonourweddingday December 5, 2021


It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"

I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

by kapweeng March 27, 2018