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For my birthday Jeff I want you birthday bus
A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.
Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.
Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?
Bus driver talk is essentially another word for small talk, the type of talk that if you're listening close by just embarrasses you and makes you want to die.
Look at those two teachers who hardly know each other doing bus driver talk as if they were good friends!
Jack is doing bus driver talk with Anne and trying to hook up with her.
A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)
Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.
It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street
People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.
One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus
The "Shorter Bus" is a specific type of bus designed for the most retarded kid in school
"You see that kid right there? He rides the shorter bus"