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toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

by Longdonglara September 3, 2021


Toilet giggle

Laughing at graffiti in toilets

Haha just been for a piss..had right Toilet giggle

by rottencock September 12, 2017


toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.

by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024

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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.

by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024

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Toilet Muncher

Someone who eats food in the toilets at school or in a public setting. Normally earring in a cubicle, next to a used toilet.

Emily: you see that girl, she's such a toilet muncher.
Ellie: Really? Thats gross

by Bitchplease1212 April 18, 2019


Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.

Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.

by PeriodClot April 22, 2018


toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

by SpitfireZero79 May 6, 2016