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A fineeeeee talented man. With lots of tattoos, and little girl named Royalty. He knows how to dress and ball. He is lightskinned with some goood hair okay.!! And his voice is amazing.
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Chris Brown is the king of R&B also known as THE GOAT 🐐
Dude you are so talented! Just like Chris Brown!
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Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.
Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.
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I was walking through the City, and I saw a Chris Newbold.
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Chris Crocker is a over-effimanite ''man'' on youtube. She was thrown into youtube celebrity status from his leave britney alone vid.
''I just asked a really hot woman out'' said guy A
''What's her name'' said guy B
''Chris Crocker'' said guy A
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The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.
The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.
Typically given to friends of Chris.
You made Chris feel bad, might as well just say goodbye to your life now…you got The Chris Curse.
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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
I do be is are has to chris matthews doh
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