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Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.
Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
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Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.
Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!
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Pubic hair you swallow during oral sex, then expel out during your daily fecal dump.
Guy 1: I was eating my girls box out last night what a huge bush, swallowed like 10 pubes.
Guy 2: Not good your stomach wont digest that, should come out in the form of a Fur turd.
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A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.
She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.
Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.
Kelly: you are such a turd blossom
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(noun) the phenomena where one's mind accepts shitty and unsubstantiated theories, "fact", and/or views from a crazy uncle, solely because it somehow supports one's often privileged, sociopathic, or depraved viewpoints. Often one will use vocabulary that they do not understand. Also often occurs in fields where one is an expert because the read some "stuff" on the Internet.
Johnny said the COVID-19 shelter in place is stupid because Sweden has no restrictions and relies on herd immunity and this showing the rest of the world is stupid.
Johnny has turd immunity, because there is not reason to think the percentage of Swedish people that have COVID-19 antibodies is more than 10% and herd immunity usually requires 80-90% of people to have antibodies but believing this would allow Johnny to go outside and do what ever he wants w/o distancing and a mask (my body my choice) as tons of people are still getting sick and dying.
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A male who is of disrespectful manner to a female stranger. Particularly with sexual requests or intentions. Turd wanks tend to be very conceited (i.e. someone who talks 'at' you and not 'to' you.), devious and annoying.
Liz: "I was visiting italy once, and while i was sitting on a staircase with my friend, this complete turd-wank came up to us and started trying to make conversation with us. Then we had enough and walked away and he was like 'wait! will you let me take you to dinner?! I will buy you a dress and you can keep it if you make love to me!'. "
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