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Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My sesqui-first cousin-uncle is a good person.
Pervert. Someone who enjoys touching small children inappropriately. A code word two friends use to talk about pedophiles and disgusting child touchers when they are in public as to be conspicuous.
"Ewww... see that old guy holding that little girl--- He is totally an Uncle Neddy!"
"Don't let him near your child! I hear he is an Uncle Neddy!"
The white equivalent to Uncle Tom.
Lori Lightfoot's wife is a total Uncle Tyrone for allowing Lori not to interview white people.
Uncle lore is when your uncle tells you the stories of his life in his youth. These seem amazing compared to your childhood.
Random Evening
Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion
"ur mom gay lol!"
"yeah well ur uncle a cuckle"
fucking dies
The headache you get the morning after drinking the cheap vodka, Smirnoff.
"I can't come to work today, Uncle Smirny has come to visit,"
an uncle that seems nice but fucks you instead
i need to escape from my freindly uncle