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the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering
sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower
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The art of showering with your woman and gently (but stealthly) pissing on her while bathing, keeping concealed the fact that she is actually beinng pissed on ...as opposed to enjoying the pleasure of a warm shower, just more so a shower of piss from the waist down.
Hey honey...I hope you had a nice shower...(didn't tell ya you just received a Detroit POWER SHOWER.
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According to Jamie Foxx, if you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you are not gay.
Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."
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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."
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Noun. The act of wetting your pants, letting it dry, and then later, without changing clothes, having oral sex with someone. They don't know it but they just licked something as filthy as a shower curtain.
I got drunk and pissed myself at the party. Six hours later I was making out with that red headed chick and she gave me a shower curtain.
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When Gonzaga basketball center Sam Dower dunks on an opposing player and people bring their woman to the shower and piss on them before or after sex in honor of the achievement.
D*mn Dower Dunked on that fool. Come on girl, lets go do a Golden Shower Dower!
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Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.
"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."
"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"
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A euphemism for taking a long shower purely for masturbation. One may take one despite already having a shower to clean. The shower nozzle may or may not be used.
Man, I just had the best 40 minute shower!
Hey dude. Mind if I have a 40 minute shower? Feel free to go home if you don't want to wait around for that long...
Mary loved to take 40 minute showers when her boyfriend went away on business trips.
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