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It is when you tea bag someone during the hot days of summer in the southern states
In this sweltering heat his balls steamed against my head, during the Alabama teapot.
When your Miata buddy pours a semi warm beer down his ass crack and you drink it
Austin got out of his miata and did an Alabama ass slide with his buddy.
when you put a twinkie on your brothers wiener and eat it off while he’s jizzing in it
i heard she had an Alabama twinkle at the park
An act in which a man shits on the floor and makes his male partner eat it while giving him anal they then piss on each other, more than one partner may be used, infact you can try it with the whole family, it'll teach the kids a good lesson;)
Hey you wanna Alabama Firedragon?
When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.
“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”
When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.
Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.
The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.
It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.