If someone has the nickname of an animal, this is the year you slap 'em without permission poll
Slap Animal Name 2020
French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.
Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.
A moment of hanging out with some niggas and smoking jape with them.
Me: Imma hang out with some niggas
Those niggas: *smoking jape*
Me: *joins them*
A nigga: *Puts on Thick Niggas and Anime Tiddies*
Me: WHO STAYS SICK!
All of us: Smoke Jape Everyday!
The worst insult that can be said by someone, once said, unspeakable things will happen. Even "No U" cant deflect this.
John: your mother gay
Dave: your animal kingdom is dumb
John instantly turns into dust and god weeps while heaven falls apart.
Ivy is the best person to take care of your pets. She is extremely responsible and trustable.
“Hey, do you know any one who would baby sit my hamster?”
“Yah man! I know just the person. Ivy, She the best! She can watch any animals! My turtle is so happy and he loves her! Totally recommend!!”
Ivy the animal take carer best animal baby sitter ever!
only the best baldis basics mod ever
garretts funny animal game is the best mod ever
(THE INFORMATION MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE. ALSO, I AM A FORMER ANIME FAN)
are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..
The Body Pillow Community
Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?
The Lolicons (pedophiles)
They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?
The hentai Community
Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them
I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"
So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.
and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.
Excuses of The Horny three of the anime community
"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.
"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".