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Damn dude, we went to 1st Base last night and that ass was amazing
Where you die before the girl evn knows you exist
Liam: dude I just got -1st base\
Tim: so that's why we're in heaven
When you make love triangle and you end up jerking off every night with the sound of “Your little pussy belongs to me” videos in titkok, and at the same time your friend is trying to stick 500 umbrellas to your ass.
“Dude I hit 500th base last night”
“No way bro, how tf you took 500 umbrellas?”
“It was easy, my girl started pegging me.”
Having sex when the urge occurs no matter the time or the place.
"We ducked in an empty room in the back of the bar to have base sex on one of the tables".
He was basing in a car with subwoofers playing Dark Horse.
Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.
His agenda-based metrics don't allow you to consider any other possibilities!