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A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour
'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'
When a Mexican gets a bowl cut and an edge up on the front.
Jesus: Did you see José with the bean bowl cut fam.
Pablo: damn foo, that’s clean.
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Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!
Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
When the beaner gets super upset with everyone. If some says “what’s up beaner” or looks at him. He will get super mad at you, because he’s been taking the coopshloong 24/7. Then he will proceed to say that you are harassing him. Then threatened to call the cops.
Bean harassment- Threatening to call the cops on you for the bean harassment.
You: What’s up beaner.
Beaner: *Angry Look* *Angry Noises*
You: What’s wrong beaner.
Beaner: Stop harassing me, I’m going to call the cops if you keep doing this.
A snobby person who practically lives at the gym, posts on social media nonstop about it, gives others advice about working out but still has a belly. Mainly seen at CrossFit gyms and more commonly a female.
Christy stuck her nose up at the new years resolution people at the box (CrossFit gym), but when she was jumping up to grab the bar, we could all see her bean belly.
An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.
eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.
‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.