boner hole

(n): A more politically correct term for calling someone a cunt. The word boner hole was invented by Tim Hovind who resides in a small Saskatchewan town.

ex.)
John: Look at that stupid woman trying to drive in the city.. She just about hit more pedestrians than I have!
Tim: Yeah.. What a boner hole!

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boner blinded

When a guy is so obsessed with a girl/guy he is completely oblivious to everything else when he/she is around.

Bob: Do we have practise today?
Bill: Ya coach told us last week wern't you listening?
Bob: Nah, I was totally boner blinded by that one cheerleader.

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Boner Pee

BONER PEE- when one must stand back far and lean forward to avoid A:Pissing on the toilet seat or B: To Avoid pissing in your own face

This morning I had to take a mean Boner Pee

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boner brother

When two people receive a boner at the same time for the same reason.

boy friend: "So I friggin' got a boner for a picture my girl friend sent me last night!"

best friend: "No shit?! I'm afraid I have bad news! I received the same picture last night . . . and the same happened to me. I hate to break it to you bro, but we are boner brothers!"

boy friend: "Son of a bitch whore!!"

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car boner

(n:) a raging hard on from looking at super fucking sexy car.
example: 2010 Corvette ZR1 or

1958 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham

(if you like'em old, you know what i'm talk'n bout)

Holy Shit! I got a massive car boner from that 68 Camaro SS. I'm gonna fuck the tailpipe on that beautiful fucking car.

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boner bag

what holds a mans balls also known as the ball sack

my boner bag holds my balls

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boner jam

an expression describing a moment, person, place, thing or event of high quality.

My coffee grinder/brewer combo is the boner jam, this shit tastes great!

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